At Pair of Thieves, I helped define the brand’s mischievous social presence. After reviving our Twitter account in 2023, I helped grow impressions from 13K to 12M. I also wrote, directed, and acted in a video about SWAMP-ASS.
Love this small but unloyal following 💗
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) March 3, 2023
Hear me out: instead of "buy now, pay later" how about "buy now, pay NEVER"
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) May 17, 2023
#Oscars #WhoAreYouWearing pic.twitter.com/V8SyobpLeM
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) March 12, 2023
We’re ready when you are @SHAQ pic.twitter.com/uQJKJs7Ih3
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) January 24, 2023
Name something worse than wet socks. I'll wait.
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) February 23, 2023
Bearbie is everything. Those other undies are just Ken. pic.twitter.com/KpUgaBuf4S
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) July 20, 2023
if you unfollow me, please know I will personally reach out and ask you why
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) February 7, 2023
be your own reply guy
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) February 3, 2023
My favorite time of day is when it’s over
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) June 21, 2023
underweAR pic.twitter.com/c2wHVE7PDs
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) June 6, 2023
more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more unde https://t.co/emJasw8iq2
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) February 8, 2023
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) January 3, 2024
would anyone like to engage in Twitter beef with us
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) March 7, 2023
some shirts are sleep shirts and that's ok 💗
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) March 22, 2023
"knowing" has got to be my favorite type of glance.
— Pair of Thieves (@PairofThieves) February 11, 2023